An Energy Drink : A Shocking Discovery
Tucked in the peaceful boundaries of landscapes of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are rudely being awakened, shaken and surprised by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.
Take the family who had packed their suitcases, trunks brimming with vodka and two, young kids, both boys, about sixteen and seventeen years old, who decided to escape from the city life for a 3 day road trip. All scenarios played out with the usual expectations as they had numerous times previously when they took the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a phone couldn't reach them.
All things seemed just as it should be. Their car pushed into the corners of a daunting hill, burning the tires once in a while. The boys were deeply asleep with dreams of God knows what, but since one had spittle dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of conquests and pleasures not yet experienced.
Sara, the mom, too was in a intense slumber, probably caused by the thick buzzing of the car engine surging itself up yet another grueling hill.
We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Perhaps, a coincidence being the same day Kfee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. But, what was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.
Not a single soul could have planned it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, citizens of Germany may not be pacing frantically, laying awake and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Despite having photographic proof, to date, German authorities have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Perhaps to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never was captured on film, but one thing is for certain, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.
Leading a most envious life, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, you're invited, while the fun continue.
Published December 9th, 2007
Filed in Health
